dutchgogh:

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

(Source: catspeachh)

thenbhdofficial:

danascullys:

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

spillybun:

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

brxnd–nxw:

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

(Source: pearlumbra)